My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry
A NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG WAS LEAKED AND ITS CALLED “DON’T FORGET” AND I’M CRYING
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"
the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American
"I find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie lol"
that’s funny because your girl told me you don’t know a single position other than missionary so sit the fuck down and shut your dipshit mouth
what are you even trying to say?
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
If you’re ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a raspberry